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this is the life of a teenage multi-fandom blogger
It's all about bowties and hedgehogs and jumpers. And salt and magic and totally hetero ships. And milk and tea and my childhood. But not pants. I hate pants.
Ask me anything c:
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‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
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WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE
Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.
i am going to call the police
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Two men go through labor pain simulations, expecting that women just exaggerate everything. [x]
there are tears in my eyes oh my god
this woman has never laughed so hard at someone else’s pain
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